Which Is Most Bizarre Excuse To Skip Work?

Created by Pratibha Devasenapathy - 8th Feb, 2017
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Which Is Most Bizarre Excuse To Skip Work?

No matter how well we sleep, waking up and going to work in the morning still seems to be the world's most tedious task. Especially when it's a Monday, even if you're not hungover, going to work on time is nearly impossible. While we think about giving excuses to our bosses, they are smart enough to catch our lies and make us come to work no matter what. Which one of the following excuses is the lamest according to you? Vote now!

I forgot to come back to work after lunch
I forgot to come back to work after lunch
My curlers burned my hair, and I had to go to the hairdresser
My curlers burned my hair, and I had to go to the hairdresser
I was robbed/ my wallet was stolen
I was robbed/ my wallet was stolen
My alarm didn’t ring
My alarm didn’t ring
My dog ate all my food and I had to cook everything again
My dog ate all my food and I had to cook everything again
The universe was telling him to take a day off
The universe was telling him to take a day off
I broke up with my partner and I’m too heartbroken to come
I broke up with my partner and I’m too heartbroken to come
I forgot to put my clothes to dry and I have nothing to wear to work
I forgot to put my clothes to dry and I have nothing to wear to work
I chugged a bottle of mouthwash thinking it was Powerade and now I’m sick
I chugged a bottle of mouthwash thinking it was Powerade and now I’m sick
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